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Satan Interrupts Routine Exorcism To Denounce Peter Thiel’s “Pathetically Unambitious” Antichrist Lectures
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION—A routine exorcism conducted by Father Chad Ripperger took an unexpected turn Tuesday when Satan personally displaced the dull, low-ranking demon possessing a local man in order to denounce Peter Thiel’s “pathetically unambitious” lectures on the Antichrist. The original demon had spent 47 minutes refusing to identify itself, making the lights flicker, and issuing threats Ripperger said were “substantially identical to the threats from the previous session.” The afflicted man was in the middle of claiming that everyone in the room would soon recognize his…
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